Monday, December 23, 2013

#1 The Ugly Phase This is the picture that will haunt and follow you for the rest of your life. Just when you think it's behind you, you'll find it right in front of you. Because, the internet. #2 Tiffany Pollard When all else fails, squint your eyes. Because if you can't see them, maybe they can't see you. #3 Gaga You might think that the costumes and the whole charade is about self expression, but would you be surprised if it was all a clever marketing ploy? After all, would an unattractive female singer rise to such fame with out a gimmick to distract from this face? #4 Pam Anderson *2013 Pam Anderson, let us be clear. Everyone's favorite cover spread has come a long way since her sex tape went viral and she was a poster on countless adolescent walls, and it's not a good look. #5 Sigourney Weaver In her younger years Sigourney Weaver was a red headed minx in movies like Ghostbusters and Alien, in large part because of her toned body. Little known fact: she was the only actor not to require special effects for her role as an Avatar. #6 Khloe <3 Oreos It has got to be tough to be a Kardashian, especially when you are the freakishly tall sister who adopted a little too many of her father's traits. Khloe was blessed with the famous Kardashian rump, but besides that you'd think she was part of the Addams Family. #7 Jennifer Tilly Is a 10...From the Neck Down If you have seen Liar Liar or The Seed of Chucky you know that Jen Tilly's face isn't the only baggage that comes along with her legendary fun bags. Her voice has been known to drive former Prisoners of War to insanity. #8 Arnold and Danny DeVito Were Sexier as Twins Twins with blonde hair pretty much have it made in life, its common knowledge. And yet somehow these two Bear Bryant look alikes managed to mess it up. Where's Nick Saban's smokeshow of a daughter when you need her?